jokes.

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"

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The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment,then said, " So, why is the groom wearing black?"

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A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"

With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."

That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - "The meaning of Dreams".

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** alexiss's birthday post updated. scroll down or click here to view.

just finish uploading all genting trip pics up to my facebook.
click to view the album.

i use one whole day to upload. and one album can only upload 60 pics. now only i know. hahhaha.

currently watching 原来爱上贼. i know its a damn old movie. now already at 13/20 in 2 days.
see how bored am i?

so many things to do. so may things to update but i'm just pure lazy.
i'm even too lazy to wash my clothes from genting. omg i'm such a lazy bum -___-

yoohoo ~~

welcome my holidays :):):)

free for everything. just drop me a mail or msn me ;)

tips for finals...

1. don't go anywhere near your computer/tv
   
2. don't look/go near your bed when sky is still bright.
   
3. study smart and based on the tips u feel is right.
   
4. tell yourself this exam is IMPORTANT.
   
5. blog post updated by your friends is NOT interesting.
   
6. is no use putting appear offline in your msn. u will still chat. its better to NOT sign in at all. or even better, dont turn your com on.
   
7. lame conversations like post-exams planning & alvin-zai should not exist.

haha. now seriously, go study!!! its the final paper dddddd~~~

Happy Birthday AlexisS :):):)

*edited



hope u had a happy one :)

2nd birthday celebration @ A&W :):):)

ok. besides the donut she rejected, here is another of alexiss's super duper cute cupcakes :)


theme : mario and his gang.


THIS is my target.
which is eventually ate by my dearest oj sim -___-


birthday girl. who made super long wishes that all camera man's hand are tired.

all of us that went :

take #1
all smile till to tired. not nice.


take #2
must more natural and nicer :)


photographer of the day: oj sim :)


then we start snatching the cakes and showing them off.


eeeeee wey and mingkeeeee got the stars :)


they have to pose. its in their blood.
xien why the bag on your shoulder look so familiar wan?


mei yee and cindy showing off their mario and mushroom.


this is a lunatic that invaded our party.

below is a love square i relise :)


1. joe ♥ xien


2. xien ♥ loong


3. cindy ♥ xien.


sigh. really no eye see my friends la...

p.s.: too many pics to post up so i randomly choosed some that i can made up stories with.

in the mist of exam period,

went for dim sum yesterday morning to ease my crave for salad prawn with peivoon and siauyi ;)
pv and mingkee didn't communicate properly and went to different restaurants. LOL. no pic taken as we were busy eating & chatting updating each other. its been one week since we really talked u know. sigh.

then we moved to mcd kuchai lama :):):)

this emoticon so cute i stole from chong pei voon. LOL.

then we chatted studied for bout 4 hrs.

pv and sy: mingkee take pic!!

immediately i pick up my pen and look at my notes.


but it was caught on the camera -___-
sigh siau yi why your camera so fast wan. need to say 1 2 3 onloy take pic de ma.

nvm. take #2.

see i so rajin studying ;)

the two of them took pic also but they deleted it coz they dun look nice in the pic they say -___-

then they proceed to my house to learn how to put on fake eyelash. hahahaha.

didn't they mention they were going to take a make up exam soon? ;)

♥ 爱 ♥

not emo. just random :)
another fwd email to be shared :):):)

如果你不爱一个人, 请放手. 好让别人有机会爱她.
如果你爱的人放弃了你, 请放开自己, 好让自己有机会爱别人.

有的东西你再喜欢也不会属于你的,
有的东西你再留恋也注定要放弃的.

人生中有许多种人, 但别让自己为一种伤害.

有些缘分是注定要失去的,
有些缘分是永远都不会有好结果的.

爱一个人不一定要拥有,
但拥有一个人就一定要好好的去爱她.

男人哭了是因为他真的爱了,
女人哭了是因为她真的放弃了.

如果真诚是一种伤害, 我选择谎言;
如果谎言一种伤害, 我选择沉默;
如果沉默是一种伤害, 我选择离开.

如果失去是苦， 那你怕不怕付出？
如果迷乱是苦， 你会不会选择结束？
如果追求是苦， 你会不会选择执迷不悟？
如果分离是苦， 你要向谁倾诉？
好多事情都是后来才看清楚,
好多事情当时一点也不觉得苦。。。

use the babel fish below to translate if u can't read chinese ;)

happy birthday vivien ;)

may u be blessed always :):):)

meanwhile,
for my dear friends who are facing FINALS exams and still reading my blog,

PLEASE GO STUDY NOW no matter u got study mood or not coz finals already started even though u haven't sit for any paper yet. lol.


all the best to all of us ;)

5 days before finals.

we studied in tbs library.
below are the proves of our hardworking-ness ;):):)

cutie pie mei yee here fell asleep.



so we decided to pose "with her" ;)
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and then this super leng zai lee kian loong's turn to sleep.
how can we don't pose with him? lol.



then the cutie pie decided to come up with something:


to show that we all ♥ Tax Law :):):)



spot the difference between the two pics below.




notice the photographer changed? lol.





okay. so wat was i doing all the time?
this:

i know u're proud of me. i'm proud of myself too. LOL.


waterfall -___-
nvm. at least i'm HIGHLIGHTING something :p


i beautified it ;) lol.


will u believe if i say i'm not posing and i'm really studying?

this is posing:


yes the leng zai wake up d.






lol.

and then ramli burger came into our mind.
so we went to pick it up.



loving until so min keung -___-



mei yee's wallpaper of the day ;)


oh. did i tell mention we were studying photography that day? ;)

one (wang) jimat day.

was damn hungry after finish teaching tuition this noon. so i sms-ed karwai ask him to teman me makan. and i din have any money with me so i asked him to bring more money to borrow me also.

and he told me he only have rm21 with him when he sat in my car.
so we deided to only make use of the rm21 we have to settle the day's dinner :)

the first place is this coffee shop.
Restoran Pedas Sedap. [very near yu tao mai shop]



1. ice tea rm0.50


2. crab rm11
3. fried bun x 10 = rm5


21 - (0.5+11+5) = rm4.50 left.

then we passed by a pasar malam.
i feel like drinking pearl tea as our initial plan (the apam balik store) closed coz it was drizzling.

can rm4.50 kao tim two cups of pearl milk tea? when h2o stall in subang is selling at minimum rm3.90 for something with pearl inside?

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yes we can ;):):)



haha.

so happily,

we drink our grape pearl milk tea :):):)

thus, we're left with 4.5-4.4 = rm0.10 ;)
and we cannot make anymore purchase in the whole pasar malam.
not even choong kar wai's favourite uncle bob fried chicken :/

p.s.
its study break now, but there still no study mood in me.



how i wish i can just lie like that whole day -___-

help inject some study mode into me please.